Money How's the water? 🌊 A story about fish, and musings about the term "retirement". Sam Beckbessinger Sam is the bestselling author of Manage Your Money Like a Fucking Grownup. She writes weird horror stories and helps people learn to adult better (she's still figuring it out herself). More posts by Sam Beckbessinger. Sam Beckbessinger 21 Nov 2019 • 4 min read A story about fish, and musings about the term "retirement".