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So what actually is the stock market? 🎩

Let's talk about shares and why the heck finance bros give everything such terrible names.

Sam Beckbessinger

Sam is the bestselling author of Manage Your Money Like a Fucking Grownup. She writes weird horror stories and helps people learn to adult better (she's still figuring it out herself).

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Sam Beckbessinger

10 Oct 2019 • 4 min read

Let's talk about shares and why the heck finance bros give everything such terrible names.

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So what actually is the stock market? 🎩

Sam Beckbessinger

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