Happiness Zen and the art of doomscrolling I'M NOT ANXIOUS, YOU'RE ANXIOUS. Sam Beckbessinger Sam is the bestselling author of Manage Your Money Like a Fucking Grownup. She writes weird horror stories and helps people learn to adult better (she's still figuring it out herself). More posts by Sam Beckbessinger. Sam Beckbessinger 6 Nov 2020 • 6 min read I'M NOT ANXIOUS, YOU'RE ANXIOUS.